I rode my bike over to 2nd and folsom to get some tasty indian take-out but Mehfil is still closed due to fire damage. Instead I picked up a chicken mole burrito at Maya, also quite tasty, and rode back to the office. About 40 feet from the door to our building the bottom of the paper bag gives out and my burrito splats on the ground. I think little or no food was in direct contact with the ground, but it's a dirty street so I wasn't about to try and salvage a burrito off of it.
This story somewhat encapsulates how my day is going.