I really should have a camera phone. I need proof of the guy walking down the street with a sign that read " 6'7" jew will freestyle rap for you ".

Also, there was the insta-friend who gave me the low-down on his girlfriend/ex-wife swap with some other guy. Apparently it was a coincidence that they were both datings each other's exes. Anyhow, he detoured his trek home to let me know all this and offerred to share his peace-pipe with me. No thanks, gotta go now.

The upper haight has its perks, if you're into that sorta thing.